In breaking news, JROD has officially arrived on the scene in the blungle to take Team Awesome to levels never before seen. With his quick wit and humor, not to mention supreme skills on the golf course , he will no doubt make a major impact in the blogging world from the get go. Highly touted as the next "BIG THING" in the farm leagues of blogging, many teams were drooling over the young prospect. However, in an unexpected move he signed with Team Awesome earlier this week. When asked to comment JROD replied "I had some other options for more dough, but I decided to help a childhood friend out and come here. I'm pretty much the Lebron James of blogging and expect to strap up and put this team on my shoulders." We'll be following this young rookie and his progress and keep you posted.
And you thought I had given up...
13 years ago
10 comments:
Pretty much it was your destiny....and I doubt you cou'd have held out for more dough.
Unless someone would give you actual dough for blogging, which is not unheard of.
Besides, why would you want to play for some other team? The answer is you wouldn't.
By the way....my blog is way better than your blog. Like....WAY better.
thats an improvement... I would put that somewhere between "satisfactory", and "reaches expectations". now you just need to be more specific, and belittle someone a little more and you will be there. I will give you a little more time on your blog as it needs a huge overhaul to be mentioned in the same sentence as awesome.
No one in the history of blogging has risen through the ranks in as little time as me. No one ever will either, do you know why? Because "I AM BLOGGING!"
On a seperate note, now that your blogging maybe you could throw your weight around. Oh right...
Hey Ri-Bone...the only thing your statement means, is that you were so far down the ranks of awesome...that the only place you could go was up. That does not mean that you asended anywhere near my level of awesome....you are going to have like, I don't know, 300 milleniums in the afterlife until you catch up with me.
I guess what I am trying to say is....you are driving a citation and I am driving a rocket ship...and you are trying to catch me. Its not happening.
Tikes your blog is ok, in a Willis from Different Strokes sorta childish way. And as for you p. (lowercase on purpose), I think my blog is coming around nicely in the short amount of time I've been in control of it (look what I had to work with-thanks Tobi). In regards to Fat-Bone, you have enough weight to throw around for all of Team Awesome.
We've missed you JRod...we really have. Its like the prodigal son....we are just beaming that you have elected to partake of this delicous fruit of dissing.
And my blog is way awesome and you know it. In fact, lets just be honest...my blog is the reason that you have a blog. You can't go to my blog and not feel how awesome it is....sometimes you shut your computer off entirely becuase my blog is so awesome it blows your mind. Just like Muse.
Nice to see you blogging, now tell your wife we need a new post on hers!
Well that's better. I like the picture of james. Its much better than Lisa Lesley. I also like your comments. I would not say that my blog is totally awesome yet. Awesome is a process. As soon as I put a Utah utes picture on it then it will be even awesomer, as a dr I know once said,"Awesome is like cheese. It takes time to age".
By the way I am awesome and I am like your father of blogging because I pretty much gave you your name. I pretty much gave you a fathers baby blogging blessing...bnuts bible...its still so classic
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